For the four legged fellow in your life, our new poo flavoured dog biscuits will transform your lives.
No more rootling about in ditches to find that elusive extract of excrement, now thanks to a variety of fab flavours man’s best friend can appreciate his favourite snacks in the comfort of his own kennel.
Next time you get a smelly lick on the cheek you will know exactly where it came from.
Already available in horse, sheep, and cow flavour. Soon to be released, fox and cat flavours for the wild pup about town.
Judging by my puppy’s preferences this should be a big hit in the canine world, what do you think?