- I can go running as often as I want – and am much nicer to everyone when I get back.
2. We can have a proper lunch - with French husband out of the house I’m free to binge on toasted cheese sarnies, baked potatoes, sardines on toast and all that yummy stuff that doesn’t count as a real meal this side of “la manche”.
3. Have time to read – at times of day when I don’t squint through one eye as the other one is “resting”, do you also think it counts as half sleeping when you read lying down with one side of your face crushed against the pillow after bedtime?
4. Not getting dressed in the dark – you would think this would improve my dress sense wouldn’t you?
5. Not being able to think of an excuse when one of the kids asks “can you play… with me?”
5. and a half - Knowing that they won't last for ever and I had best make the most of it!
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